1 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:05,022 No, man, I'm just saying'-- I'm sayin' if-- if you own the beach property, right... 2 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:08,734 - Mm-hmm? - Do you own, like, the sand and the water? 3 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:12,571 Nobody owns the water. God owns-- It's God's water. 4 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,101 What if someone walks onto your beach, right? 5 00:01:15,401 --> 00:01:16,784 Let's say if you do own it. 6 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,786 No, man, you don't own the beach. 7 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,829 - What you own is sand on the beach, man. - Here. Here, man. 8 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,041 What if there's a naked girl on the beach? 9 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,043 That girl's not yours. You don't own the girl. 10 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,923 What if she breaks her foot on your property? 11 00:01:28,023 --> 00:01:29,304 She could sue me. 12 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,259 Sue me! Sue me! 13 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:38,347 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Holy shit! 14 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,474 Ditch it, man! Ditch it! 15 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,143 - Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag? 16 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,021 Fuck it! 17 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:52,653 Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it... 18 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:56,073 - Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it! 19 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,704 Mike, uh.. 20 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,125 - I hate to ask, but, uh... for the team? - I can't eat that! 21 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,627 - No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 22 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,587 All right, I'm doin' a drop. 23 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,714 - I'm goin' for a drop. - Just opening the window. 24 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,260 - It's gone. It's gone. - We're cool. It's cool. 25 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,428 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 26 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,035 We're dead! 27 00:02:19,335 --> 00:02:21,849 All right, all right. Windows down! Windows down! 28 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,059 Windows down! Put the windows down! 29 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,732 All right, we're cool. We're cool. 30 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,117 God, did you see that? 31 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:44,163 It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool. 32 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:49,459 - We was freakin' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack. 33 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,753 Mike, you didn't eat both those bags, did you? 34 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,549 Come and get it. 35 00:02:55,633 --> 00:03:00,304 You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot... 36 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:03,557 - and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. - Who's the man? 37 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:08,437 So, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... 38 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,689 whenever you get a chance. 39 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:15,235 - Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man. 40 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:19,615 Is that the same car, man? 41 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,618 - D-Do I look high? - Yeah. 42 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,505 Here they-- Here they come. 43 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,800 - Lick on it.Just lick it or somethin'. - Be cool, be cool. 44 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,224 License and registration. 45 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,643 Uh, Officer, I know that- 46 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,686 License and registration, please. 47 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,147 The regis-- 48 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,571 - You know how fast you were goin'? - What? 49 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:03,784 - How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65? 50 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:08,872 - Sixty-three. - Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65? 51 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,999 Yeah, it is. 52 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,128 Where you boys headed? 53 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,839 Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada... 54 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,968 - for some French fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine. 55 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,471 Canada, huh? Almost made it. 56 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:30,227 - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. 57 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,271 - Yes, sir? - Yes, sir. 58 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:36,108 - Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 59 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,610 - What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure"... 60 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,322 but what- literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir." 61 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,492 - So you are okay then? - Yes, sir. 62 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:50,038 - You smell somethin', Rabbit? - Fear. 63 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,457 Now hand over that registration. 64 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,461 Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me. 65 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:03,593 Holy shit. This is- This is- This is- Don't look. Don't look. 66 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,929 - Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man. 67 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:10,934 Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man? 68 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,061 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 69 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,814 Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine... 70 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,816 and put a cap in that pig's ass. 71 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,780 Oh, fuck! 72 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:28,535 Oh, my God! 73 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:32,539 Shit! 74 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:38,795 Fuck! 75 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,216 Pull the vehicle over! 76 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,219 - I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man! 77 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,129 - I can't pull over. - Sir, I'm already pulled over! 78 00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:49,306 He's already pulled over! 79 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,433 He can't pull over any farther! 80 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,856 License and registration, please. 81 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:01,485 - But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration. 82 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:05,655 You know how fast you were goin'? 83 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,574 - Uh, sixty-five? - Sixty-three. 84 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,786 I'm freakin' out, man. 85 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:15,040 You are freakin' out, man. 86 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,043 You want to know why I pulled you over? 87 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:22,547 - Littering. - Officer, that-that's not ours. 88 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:26,551 - Candy bars! - Littering and- Littering and-- 89 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,678 - And, uh-- - Littering and-- 90 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:32,015 Littering and, uh- Littering and, uh-- 91 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,560 Littering and, uh-- 92 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:43,402 Littering and smoking the reefer. 93 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:46,655 Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here... 94 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:50,325 - while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no. 95 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,702 - Please, yes-- - Fuckin' pig! 96 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,330 Mother of God. 97 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,048 Whoo! 98 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,327 Radio, we're in high-speed pursuit of a white Miata 99 00:07:11,627 --> 00:07:13,306 headin' southbound on Route 294. 100 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:17,936 Unit 91, come in, 91 Unit 91, come in, 91. 101 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,814 What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes. 102 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,400 We got a hell-raiser in a white Miata. 103 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,902 Ninety-one, are you there? Ninety-one? 104 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,613 Ninety-one, are you there? 105 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,075 Hey, good-lookin'. You catch any speeders today? 106 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,962 - Whoo! - What the fuck! 107 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,425 Let's go, 91. 108 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,350 Rabbit, get that gun out! 109 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,481 Aw, Mac, you fucker! 110 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,609 Greetings. 111 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:51,863 - You guys are too slow. - You killed my dummy. 112 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,784 Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, 'Cause I knew it was you the whole time. 113 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:59,621 Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example. 114 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,582 - Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now? 115 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,126 I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go. 116 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,963 - Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic. 117 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,341 - Pay up. - When do I get to do that? 118 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,552 You'll get your chance, Rook. Shots? 119 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,680 - Yeah. - That's a lot of booze. 120 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,808 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed. 121 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,726 Jesus! 122 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,020 Sorry, boys, you're on duty. 123 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,190 - On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady. 124 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,192 - Pay her. - Unit 23. Come in, 23. 125 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,444 Unit 23. Come in, 23. 126 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,281 Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance? 127 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,324 - Shut up, Farva. - I can be there-- 128 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,577 Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay. 129 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:43,415 What about those expert you picked up? Do you need my assistance? 130 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:53,008 The snozberries taste like snozberries. 131 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,932 - Oh, shit! - He killed the cops! 132 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,518 - Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car! 133 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,647 - Hello. - You boys like Mexico? 134 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,610 Yeeeee-hoooooo! 135 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:36,760 One, two, three, do it! 136 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,929 Oh, go, girlfriend I'm your mother. 137 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,317 Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. 138 00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:42,098 It's embarrassing. 139 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,267 Come on, Rabbit. You can do it. 140 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:48,188 Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you. I got Thorny in front by a lot. 141 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,357 What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug? 142 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:54,027 Come on, Thorn Come on, Thorn. 143 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,613 - Ohh! - Goddamn it. 144 00:10:56,697 --> 00:11:00,200 I am all that is man. 145 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,869 - Every time. - Finish it up. 146 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,840 See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong. 147 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,461 Open your throat, relax the jaw. 148 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,838 Don't forget to cup the ball You're never gonna win... 149 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,965 with those thin little bird lips you got there. 150 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,135 This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn? 151 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,222 So much of my authority is derived from the power right here. 152 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,641 Hey, guys. 153 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,398 Wow. 154 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,153 - Uh, do you have any more syrup? - Sorry, Urs. 155 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,991 Why couldn't they chug ketchup? 156 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,369 It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns. 157 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,622 I mean, if they had been chugging the ketchup. 158 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,501 You get the score of that Red Sox game last night? 159 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:55,463 - I turned it off just after-- - Ah, waiter. There you are. 160 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,384 I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole. 161 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,346 - Smy? - Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla. 162 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,683 I don't get it. Tacos? 163 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,852 They think I'm Mexican. 164 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,104 You're not Mexican? 165 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,857 Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying? 166 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:17,068 Yeah, if they can figure which hole to stick it in. 167 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,988 Ah, what the fuck? 168 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,323 - Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando. 169 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:26,745 That's it! 170 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,085 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right! 171 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,046 - Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it! 172 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:43,303 I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in them... 173 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,430 they get a little antsy in their pantsy. 174 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,432 You just can't keep them under control. 175 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,769 You should keep these dogs on a leash, John. 176 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,896 Let's go. 177 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,983 ♪ A-number one top gun cadets ♪ 178 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,987 ♪ In the name of justice John Q. Public can trust us ♪ 179 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,282 ♪ Hail to thee dear old Paroon ♪♪ 180 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,242 - Hail to thee! - Hail to thee! 181 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,454 - Hail to thee! - Hey, all right! 182 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,290 Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song? 183 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,710 Sing it again, rookie bitch. 184 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,629 Farva. 185 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,465 - Forgot the coffee. - My bad, Cap. 186 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,885 All right, all right. Let's get started. 187 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,262 I got the latest shit list, gentlemen. 188 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,974 It's down to Flagstone Deer Lick and us. 189 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,394 And if we keep up these low numbers, you can bet your sweet butts... 190 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,022 we're gonna get the big, ugly ax. 191 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,025 - Who'll bust heads on the highway? - The goddamn local cops! 192 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,694 And you better believe that Grady and his goons... 193 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,988 have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up. 194 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,658 Who wants cream? 195 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:50,203 Nobody? Okay, no cream. 196 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,873 Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week? 197 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,544 Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me. 198 00:13:57,844 --> 00:13:58,503 Three. 199 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,881 - I can't make 'em speed. - Try hidin'. 200 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,915 And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? 201 00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:05,677 I haven't shaved in two weeks. 202 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,388 - I'm growin' mine. - Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya? 203 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,629 I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache. 204 00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:11,766 Coffee's served! 205 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,352 Oh, no! That's Rabbit's. That's Rabbit's. 206 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,355 - I get it. It's Rabbit's. - Oh, look, a bar of soap. 207 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,525 Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker! 208 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,528 - Awesome prank, Farva. - Better than the crap you pull, Mac. 209 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:27,323 - Look, fellas... - Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick. 210 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:31,870 Every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts... 211 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,123 and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there. 212 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,709 - I like that. - Bite it. Bite-- 213 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,503 Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap! 214 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,466 We got 50 miles of highway. That stretch of highway is ours. 215 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:49,262 I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it! 216 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,806 Thorny, you're the ranking officer here. 217 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:56,895 Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva! 218 00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,481 Your suspension continues. Hit the radio. 219 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,485 Oh, yes. 220 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,196 Oh. Oh, local smokeys on our turf. 221 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,909 All right, hit it. 222 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,661 See, that's what O'Hagan was talking about. 223 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,581 Hi. You guys forget what color your car is? 224 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,252 - Bye-bye. - Later, dude. 225 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,296 All right, how about "Cat Game"? 226 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,758 - Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six... 227 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,344 - but I think you can do ten. - Ten? 228 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,721 Starting right meow? 229 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,852 - Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow... 230 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,063 hand over your license and registration. 231 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,279 - Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh. 232 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,365 Sorry. 233 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:54,077 There somethin' funny here, boy? 234 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,995 No, no, no. 235 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,958 Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? 236 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:06,005 - All right meow, where were we? - Are you saying "meow"? 237 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,133 Am I saying "meow"? 238 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,803 - I-I-I thought-- - Don't think, boy. 239 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,889 Meow, do you know how fast you were going? 240 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,141 Meow, what is so damn funny? 241 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,018 I could have sworn you said "meow." 242 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,981 Do I look like a cat to you, boy? 243 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,942 Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? 244 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,736 - No. No. - Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer? 245 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,031 - No. - Do you see me eatin' mice? 246 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,034 Now you stop laughin' right meow. 247 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,578 Yes, sir. 248 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,331 Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. 249 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,376 - But-- - No "buts" meow. That's the law. 250 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,796 It's not so funny meow, is it? 251 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,927 Meow! 252 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,814 Ooo-wee-ooh! 253 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,275 Thanks for washing my car, Rook. 254 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,612 - You know what this is? - A chamois cloth? 255 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,116 Ha! Luck guess. I just lost a buck... 256 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,786 to myself. 257 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,586 - Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do. 258 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,589 Also heard something funny about how you got suspended. 259 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,592 Something about a school bus full of kids? 260 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:37,388 Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack. 261 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,390 Back in '74... 262 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,435 the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year. 263 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,730 Then in '75, he had to hand the award off to the new one. 264 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,899 And you know who that was? 265 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:51,736 Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver. 266 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,863 - Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it? 267 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,240 - Wow! - Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver. 268 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,576 - Amazing. - Yeah. 269 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,746 Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter... 270 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,499 and light that award on fire in front of everyone. 271 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,002 Do you get it? 272 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,381 So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire? 273 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,177 I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass. 274 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,055 Or you’ll light my ass on fire? 275 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,857 - You wanna go? You wanna take one? - Make your first move. 276 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,569 Hey! I hate to break up the honk convention, but we got a 10-92. 277 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,738 - You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah! 278 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,866 I bet you do-- Ohh! 279 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,287 Nice wax-job, Rook. 280 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,291 - Thank you, sir. - You-- 281 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,089 What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around? 282 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,509 How'd the locals beat us here? We're, like, ten miles out. 283 00:18:56,593 --> 00:19:00,221 - Look at this chump. - Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here. 284 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,265 Take a walk, bud take a walk. 285 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:06,853 Holy shit! It's a cool Winnebago. 286 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,552 My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this. 287 00:19:09,852 --> 00:19:11,649 Rabbit, put your game face on. 288 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,818 You got it, boss. 289 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,196 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh! 290 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,616 Oh, yes. 291 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,204 - Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny. 292 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,893 This investigation is already under control. 293 00:19:28,193 --> 00:19:29,292 Well, now it is. 294 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,378 - Hey! - Don't touch the crime scene, rodent! 295 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:38,009 Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo. 296 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,970 - Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady? 297 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,347 Hey, I'll touch you. 298 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:51,272 This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there! 299 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,241 Get the fuck out of here! 300 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:09,290 - Glamor pet. No dice Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise. 301 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,004 - Sounds like y'all have a hog problem. - Oh, watch it, Mac. 302 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,006 Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry. 303 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:21,928 - He's angry? Well, hello. - Hey, mark it off. 304 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,681 - Smy, you mark it off. - Back it up, Grady. I'm serious. 305 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,351 What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already? 306 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,978 Oh, yeah, that's next week. 307 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,485 Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there? 308 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,487 Move it, Ramashit! 309 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,366 - Take it up with O'Hagan! - Fight, fight, fight! 310 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,621 - Ow! My arm! - Mac! 311 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,671 Get off of me! Get off! 312 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:08,015 I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh... 313 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,601 how about that stupid guy for Rabbit? 314 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,937 Well, you're gonna have to be more specific. 315 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,314 They're both kinda fat and stupid. 316 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,859 Get these damn handcuffs off now, Ramathorn! 317 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,280 - Cut him loose. - Go ahead, Smy. 318 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,783 You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady? 319 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,676 Yeah, I will tell you. This is our crime scene. 320 00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:29,912 We are takin' it. 321 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,165 - It's highway. It's our jurisdiction. - No. No. 322 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:37,169 This highway is closed. This is our jurisdiction. 323 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,758 Aw, fuck it. You deal with the hog. 324 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,643 Hey, Chief. 325 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,604 What in hell's gotten into you guys? 326 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,774 I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time. 327 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,820 But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene. 328 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:06,490 - But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight! 329 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,744 Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us. 330 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,038 They want us to blow i 331 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,833 I mean, a murder on the highway... 332 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,377 and you give them the investigation. 333 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,172 Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies. 334 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,637 All right, come on out, Rabbit. 335 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,143 I guess I just go take a shower then, huh? 336 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,356 Ow! 337 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,863 Strike three! You're out of there! 338 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,491 All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on. 339 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,702 Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go. 340 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,706 But, Thorn, if they do shut you down... 341 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,792 maybe you could Stick around here? 342 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,835 I don't know, get a different job? 343 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,213 You can always come work in my shop. 344 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:06,236 Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend... 345 00:23:06,536 --> 00:23:08,177 in her head shop. Too sitcom. 346 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:12,348 Okay. You better pay attention, Coach. Our son's up. 347 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,350 All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit. 348 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,560 You got it. 349 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,731 - Let's do it. - All right, Arlo. 350 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,201 Whoa! 351 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,996 - Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do somethin' about that, ref. 352 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,499 Sorry-ass local cops. 353 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,709 You think you have a nice relationship with someone... 354 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,546 based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. 355 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,006 The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out. 356 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,134 What? What? 357 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,761 I don't wanna get transferred. 358 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,092 Have to go be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. 359 00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,306 Don't worry about it. 360 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:58,253 If it happens, we'll, uh, we'll all just stay here, 361 00:23:58,553 --> 00:24:00,187 open up a roller disco. 362 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,691 Throw him the heat. Bring it on. 363 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,986 Uh, anybody want a corn dog? 364 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,072 See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster? 365 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,785 Ohh! 366 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,250 Hey, Charlie's Angel. 367 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:26,130 Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me. 368 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:30,301 - Oh. What do I win? - Ooh. Um... 369 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,470 Ahh. There you go. 370 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,472 Hope I don't get brain freeze. 371 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,475 I'm not sure you've got the required equipment. 372 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:41,228 So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight. 373 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,273 Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime. 374 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,152 All right, all right. Fair is fair. 375 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,196 You can slug me back if you want to. 376 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,073 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. 377 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,784 Hold my snow cone. 378 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,706 - Okay. - Heads up! 379 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,335 Hey, what happened over there? 380 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:09,131 What? Wh- Why? 381 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,634 How about a little pep, hmm? 382 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,809 From those guys over there. 383 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,522 Assholes. 384 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,107 You want to move that, buddy. Now! 385 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,361 So, about my field time. 386 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,195 Yeah, yeah. I've been thinkin' a lot about that. 387 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,697 I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you. 388 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:38,077 - Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy. 389 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,704 I mean, because I'm ready to go out on patrol. 390 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,760 I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time. 391 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,333 I'd like to get some field work. 392 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:48,754 Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field. 393 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:51,882 Move that gigantic cotton candy! 394 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,843 Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch? 395 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,605 Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him. 396 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,024 Grady's not here. I'll take the file. 397 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,973 It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando? 398 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:13,904 Nope. 399 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,864 What do you need? I'm the only one here? 400 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:19,368 There are no male officers around? 401 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:22,746 Just give me the file. 402 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,790 What's this? 403 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:28,919 So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what? 404 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,843 You know, you've got a lot of courage walkin' into the lion's den. 405 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:39,179 - Oh, I got brass buns. - Mm. You should join the band. 406 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,393 What are your cells, eight by eight? 407 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:47,187 Ours are nine by nine. No big deal. 408 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:53,152 Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops. 409 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:54,817 I'm not much of a cop, really. 410 00:26:55,117 --> 00:26:57,489 More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body. 411 00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,409 Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that. 412 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,302 But then, I guess you'd miss out... 413 00:27:02,352 --> 00:27:04,663 on all those wack things you highway guys do. 414 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,166 Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really. 415 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,586 Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus... 416 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,797 and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true. 417 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:17,676 But, yeah, other than that it's pretty boring out there. 418 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,762 Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. 419 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,017 All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here. 420 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:28,312 - I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired. 421 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:32,274 I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference. 422 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:37,821 - In our cells, the door is over here. - Right. 423 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,701 A couple of hyenas. 424 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:46,580 Well, you know, they are speeding. 425 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:50,209 - Come in, Radio. - Don't call me Radio, Unit 91. 426 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,920 Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio. 427 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,298 - Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio. 428 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,635 We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates. 429 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,805 Tijuana-Gringo-Oner-Fiver-Zero. 430 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:06,100 - Roger. Checking. - Thank you, Radio. 431 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:13,816 Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle. 432 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,443 It does? Oh, my God! 433 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:20,781 - Very funny, 91. - Thank you, Radio. 434 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:26,328 Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in. 435 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,540 Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle. 436 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,793 Whoa! What's this jack-off doin' trying to pull him over? 437 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,255 There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'. 438 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,882 - What the hell's he doin'? - I got somethin'. 439 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:44,972 Yeah. That's right, doofu. Move it along. 440 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,936 You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"? 441 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,105 Do you wanna do "Repeat"? 442 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:57,609 No. I've been thinking a lot about what the Captain said. 443 00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,960 I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? 444 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:00,654 Okay. 445 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,073 - For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan. 446 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,287 Good morning. 447 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,748 Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? 448 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,083 - Sure. I was just-- - Good morning. 449 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:16,712 Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? 450 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:21,925 - Yeah. No problem. - Excuse me one second. No. 451 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,679 Excuse me one second. No. 452 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,307 Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers... 453 00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,893 because I know I wasn't speeding. 454 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:37,024 - Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in? 455 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,276 Did I miss that weigh station? 456 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,403 They got me runnin' so many miles... 457 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,405 I Just must have dazed out and well-- 458 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,491 I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay? 459 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,785 What are you pulling back there? 460 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,828 Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think. 461 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,872 Why don't we take a look? 462 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,750 Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to-- 463 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,461 Let's go, Mr. Galikanokus. 464 00:29:57,545 --> 00:30:01,715 Well, you heard him. Let's go, Mr... 465 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,136 Mr. Galonukum. 466 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,934 Hop on up. 467 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,978 Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot. 468 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,064 Yeah, that's true. 469 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,651 Sorry about the light there. 470 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,529 I have a flashlight in the cab. 471 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,739 - Hey! Mr. Galikanokus! - Whoa! 472 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,866 Mr. Galikanokus! 473 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,995 - We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'. 474 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,749 - It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is... 475 00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,919 time to stop now, Mac? 476 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,341 And that was the second time I got crapped. 477 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,343 - Awesome. - Afternoon. 478 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,345 - Hey. - Hey. 479 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,685 It stinks like sex in here. 480 00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:57,187 What happened? 481 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,315 We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the "Repeater." 482 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,610 - Huh. That'll happen. - That will happen. 483 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,612 Well, you did it this time. 484 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,166 Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now. 485 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:09,032 Oh, man. 486 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,243 Nah, we just parked it across the street. 487 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,956 All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens... 488 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,584 I want you to stop, take a deep breath... 489 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,797 and pull your heads out of each other's asses, would ya? 490 00:31:21,097 --> 00:31:21,545 Language. 491 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,047 It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head. 492 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:27,342 Yeah. What's this guy movin'? 493 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,428 Soap, I think. 494 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,315 Reefer. 495 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,569 Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid. 496 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:49,239 We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in. 497 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,124 That's a lot of pot. 498 00:31:50,424 --> 00:31:52,743 Thinkin' back to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit? 499 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:57,331 - Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about? 500 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,709 Enhance. 501 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:04,922 Enhance. Enhance. 502 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,090 Just print the damn thing! 503 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,219 All right, what do we know about this Galikanokus guy? 504 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,597 It's a fake name, fake license. 505 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,807 - Bunty Soap? - Fake soap company. 506 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:19,770 - What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist. 507 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:23,732 So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'. 508 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,734 I got a theory, Cap. 509 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:30,072 These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them. 510 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:33,408 And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back. 511 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:38,580 See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name. 512 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:42,250 See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? 513 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,836 Shut up, Farva. 514 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,089 Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker? 515 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,925 Um... 516 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:53,345 I don't believe it did. 517 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:56,640 - Was there any marijuana on that Winnebago? - Nope. 518 00:32:56,724 --> 00:33:01,561 A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy. 519 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:05,941 What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? 520 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:10,070 Uh, well, you know those really cheap Japanese Cartoons? 521 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:16,159 No? This is basically a cheaper Afghani knockoff. 522 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,996 It's this monkey that basically travels around the world... 523 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,998 uh, doing nasty things. 524 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,667 His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh-- No. 525 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,294 It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation. 526 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,340 The monkey has a butler? Great. 527 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,510 - Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know? 528 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:38,473 All right. Somebody get me a VTR copy of this thing. 529 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:41,018 I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago. 530 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,187 All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it. 531 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:51,862 - Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it. 532 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,990 - John. I'm not interrupting, am I? - Mayor Timber! 533 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:59,828 - No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around. 534 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:03,915 - Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not? 535 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,668 - Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey. 536 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,171 You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor? 537 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,882 We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next. 538 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:15,635 I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get. 539 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,679 - That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it? - Mm-hmm. 540 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,473 Tell that to the budget committee. 541 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,850 I Just got off the phone with Governor Jessman... 542 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,770 and she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington. 543 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:28,690 Give me a gun, huh, to hold for the pictures. 544 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:32,152 - Rabbit, run. Gun. - And, John... 545 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,738 as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned-- 546 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,157 It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it. 547 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:39,242 Good. 548 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:43,371 'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party. 549 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:50,170 We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement. 550 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,173 Spread it on! 551 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,261 Come on, Dad! Faster! Faster! 552 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,098 - So what's the deal with you and Bobbi? - Come on, Dad! 553 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,935 You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people? 554 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:09,356 Well, I mean, yeah. Not really. Kind of. 555 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,067 It's sort of a long story, all right? 556 00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:17,280 Well- Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over? 557 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,075 - Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on? 558 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:22,202 In a minute, all right? Are you listening? 559 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:24,951 Does she have anyone over that maybe you call uncle? 560 00:35:25,251 --> 00:35:26,206 Like Uncle Fred? 561 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,208 Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred? 562 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:31,795 He's this crazy bird on TV. 563 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:35,006 - He's crazy. He flies around like a pigeon. - Oh, right. 564 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,634 Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird. 565 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:39,678 Okay. 566 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,055 We got one. 567 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,641 You wanna take this one, kid? 568 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,561 - What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A." 569 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:50,647 - You're okay, right? - Sure. 570 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:53,608 - Go on. Make mama proud. - All right. 571 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:58,697 Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche, brown, Washington plates-- 572 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:02,742 - Eight-Donna-Peanut-Eunuch. - Roger. Checking. 573 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:11,918 Kill it. 574 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,714 Can I please see your license and registra-- 575 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:19,426 I'm sorry, Office for the speeding violation. 576 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,304 I am so used to driving on the Autobahn. 577 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:25,390 Uh-- what? 578 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,559 ...Sean Cassidy. 579 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:30,770 Yummy, yummy. 580 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:36,484 Nicht? 581 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:40,989 - Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast. 582 00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:42,991 - Ja. - Ja. 583 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,118 Officer, this is a major problem... 584 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,538 because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche. 585 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:53,418 Is there maybe something I can do for you, hmm? Or maybe my wife... 586 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:56,671 Could do for you to avoid this dilemma? 587 00:36:56,756 --> 00:37:01,092 Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you? 588 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:05,138 Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Hmm? 589 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,017 Uh, 'cause you were doing 90 in a 65. 590 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:12,771 Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order. 591 00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:17,359 Could you hold on a minute? Just a minute. I'll be right back. 592 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:42,550 - Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot. - Are you sure? 593 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,937 Rabbit? 594 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:57,357 - Please, Thorn, not now. No. - He can join too, if you like? 595 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,776 - Get over here. - Tickle, tickle. 596 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:03,697 - Ja. - Hold on a second.Just one second, huh? 597 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,744 - What? - Farva said that car is stolen. 598 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,746 What? Stolen? 599 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,082 - Shit! - Is there a problem, officers? 600 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:17,919 Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this. 601 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:21,006 Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing. 602 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,425 But the car's stolen. 603 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:25,760 Goddamn it! 604 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,138 You got to get over there and you got to cuff her. 605 00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:31,349 Do it! You're a highway patrolman. 606 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,477 Cut it out! Do it. 607 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:37,480 Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir. 608 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:42,193 - This is no problem, hmm? - Put your hands on the car and spread 'em. 609 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,529 - Ah, now some fun for both of us. - Get back in the car! 610 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:48,575 Rabbit, get over there and cuff her. 611 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:49,471 Up against the car. 612 00:38:49,771 --> 00:38:51,995 Ma'am, I hate to do this to you, but would you-- 613 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,184 Would you please put your hands behind your back? 614 00:38:54,484 --> 00:38:55,832 Now things are getting kinky. 615 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:58,209 Arlo! 616 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:01,171 - I love your-- - I'm on the radio. Come in, Farva. 617 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:06,092 Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go! 618 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,429 Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay? 619 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,360 I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorn. 620 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:12,182 Uh, right. 621 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:14,768 Okay, why don't you Just sit in the middle, buddy? 622 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,650 Ursula, what the fuck? There's no T.P. in the bathroom. 623 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:27,155 - What about the piece stuck to your shoe? - What about that piece? 624 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,324 Shit! 625 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:32,994 You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort. 626 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,706 - Do you want me to wipe your ass? - That's not what I-- 627 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:41,419 Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P. 628 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:42,849 I'm not your wife, Smy. 629 00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:46,424 No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two. 630 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,052 Ooh. 631 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:51,221 Hi, douche bag. 632 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:56,351 You know, if you were my wife.. 633 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,853 I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep. 634 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:01,689 Nice try. 635 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:04,359 He strangles her and puts her face in pig food? 636 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:08,488 What an asshole. Got any I.D. on the corpse? 637 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,491 Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her? 638 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:14,577 Oh, we're working on it. 639 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,871 It's called routine police work. 640 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:20,250 Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back. 641 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:22,836 John Chimpo, I'm told. 642 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,260 And those cannabis bags in our truck... 643 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:32,637 those stickers had the same monkey logo. 644 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:34,931 So we think there might be some kind of connection. 645 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:40,395 Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town? 646 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:44,023 - Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you. 647 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,485 Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here. 648 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,405 John Chimpo. 649 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:54,534 Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo... 650 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,213 and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator... 651 00:40:57,513 --> 00:40:59,205 and bring them in for a lineup. 652 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:03,668 - Thanks, sweetie. - Sounds like they're having fun. 653 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,171 That's what happens when you start hanging out with a state trooper. 654 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,756 We show you the funny. 655 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:11,384 Well, where were we? 656 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,929 Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting. 657 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,223 But you were starting to think about it. 658 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:21,561 - I told you. I don't touch highway hog. - Baby, I'm Sizzle Lean. 659 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:24,564 I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard. 660 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:28,776 Now, either you scratch my back or you’re gonna get my size ten boot up your ass! 661 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:32,864 Desperation is a stink cologne, John. 662 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:38,703 Let's see. You are an expendable line item on a state spending bill. 663 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:41,206 You have a station full of crappy cops. 664 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:45,001 I am about this far away from having a bigger budget. 665 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:50,006 And now, you come in here talking about... 666 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:54,928 monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy. 667 00:41:56,847 --> 00:42:02,352 Keep your bags packed, John. Let us handle the real police work, huh? 668 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:06,189 Uh, John, when you do get shut down you come back, talk to me. 669 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,358 I can always use a good meter maid. 670 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,497 Let it roll. 671 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,254 Come and get me, Mac. 672 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,878 - See you later, sucker! - Ohh! Ohh! Fuck! 673 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,424 Can't catch the Rabbit. 674 00:44:06,935 --> 00:44:12,023 - Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag! 675 00:44:12,107 --> 00:44:14,609 Well, hello, Shirley. 676 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:17,737 Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team. 677 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,781 What's Thorny going to say, Rook? 678 00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:22,575 Honestly, Bobbi I think it's gonna happen. 679 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,036 We don't want to leave We really like this town. 680 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,332 I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town. 681 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,959 I don't think it's a healthy time for him to move. 682 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:34,337 He's got a lot of real good friends here. 683 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:37,423 Who? That creepy kid with the lisp? 684 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,093 Hey. Stop jumping on the bed. 685 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:43,304 Look, I don't want to go without you. 686 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:47,100 - Then you should stay here. - But I can't if they transfer me. 687 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:50,061 Hey, stop jumping on the bed. 688 00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:53,064 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. 689 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,192 Hey, honey, it's almost Mitternacht, huh? 690 00:44:56,276 --> 00:45:00,196 Uhh. We really should be getting back to the jail. 691 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:06,202 You don't want us turning into pumpkins. 692 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,871 Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer? 693 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,709 All right. Who wants a mustache ride? 694 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:17,463 - I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do! 695 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:21,691 Spurbury Police. 696 00:45:21,991 --> 00:45:24,429 Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible. 697 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,681 Oh, there's a disgusting pervert flashing people. 698 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,683 Ma'am, I need you to calm down. 699 00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:31,394 I can't calm down! You calm down! Oh, my God! 700 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:35,189 - Ma'am, tell me your location. - He's right in front of the building... 701 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:38,735 on 323, uh, Karuna Street. 702 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,904 - That's this address, ma'am. - Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him. 703 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,991 He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold. 704 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,953 Whoo-aaah! 705 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,414 Did you see him? Oh, he's disgusting. 706 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:53,030 He certainly is, ma'am. 707 00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:56,461 Oh, I think he's going to the window again. 708 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,046 Whoo-ooo-ooo! 709 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:03,926 Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose. 710 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,554 Oh, no! I think he's going back again. 711 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,559 Freeze, motherfucker! 712 00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:14,937 Oh, God! Please don't shoot me. I-I'm naked. 713 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:18,107 Drop your coat and grab your toes. 714 00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:18,496 What? 715 00:46:18,796 --> 00:46:21,778 I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes. 716 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:26,532 Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help! 717 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,869 Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread. 718 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,043 You don't have these at your station? 719 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:42,757 I don't suppose you got a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow? 720 00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:45,510 I'm not sure you could fit into my panties. 721 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,811 You know, you can't tell anybody about this. 722 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,563 I already told my mom about you. 723 00:47:07,115 --> 00:47:10,409 Ohh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 724 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:16,082 - Shit! - Baby, you rocked me. 725 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:26,425 Wow! What is this? 726 00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,166 Rabbit, you're off the road! Shut up, Farva! 727 00:47:30,466 --> 00:47:31,222 It's a good move, Cap. 728 00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:34,141 Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny. 729 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,936 - Wait a minute-- - What do you want me to do about it? 730 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,272 My hands are tied! It's all over the police band! 731 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,607 Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time! 732 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,610 I got a Q-17 request form today. 733 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,029 We have to inventory our equipment. 734 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:50,783 Which means our balls are this close to the band saw. 735 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:55,204 What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs? 736 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,999 - There's a new billboard. - Casino le Fantastique? 737 00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:00,626 Let me guess. 738 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,296 You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall. 739 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,882 I'll do you one better, Captain. 740 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,770 So I'm walkin' down by the local police station, 741 00:48:09,070 --> 00:48:10,386 minding my own business. 742 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,889 But there's something funny in the air. 743 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:15,975 I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago. 744 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,644 So after I jimmy the door, I do a quick recon. 745 00:48:18,944 --> 00:48:19,604 Bullshit. 746 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,899 I can see there's something not right about that bed. 747 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,192 - So I busted it in. - Bullshit. 748 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:29,447 And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers. 749 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:34,076 Let me get this straight. You went into the impound, scaled the fence... 750 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:39,582 broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch? 751 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:43,502 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. 752 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:46,589 What? Do you think I just grew this weed? 753 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:49,467 How could you know to look underneath the bed? 754 00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:52,720 It must have been my sixth-- or even my seventh sense. 755 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:55,806 You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything. 756 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,109 Disregard that, Rabbit. 757 00:48:57,409 --> 00:49:00,269 And you didn't even think to call in your partner? 758 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:04,565 So these local mothers have got a hundred keys of chiba and don't know it? 759 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,068 Not a clue. It's totally hidden. 760 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,785 And Grady's walkin' around like he's hot soup. 761 00:49:10,085 --> 00:49:11,822 All right, we got a chance here. 762 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,033 But we got to beat these guys to the punch. 763 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:16,911 Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops... 764 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:20,498 and find out what you can about Galikanokus and Bunty Soap. 765 00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:23,249 I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball. 766 00:49:23,549 --> 00:49:25,252 Thorny, I'm takin' a hard line. 767 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:27,546 You got to promise me no more bullshit. 768 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:31,425 Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils. 769 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,344 Well, you're gonna have to. 770 00:49:33,428 --> 00:49:37,723 Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here. 771 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,559 Remember what we talked about. If anything happens... 772 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:43,479 count to ten, take some deep breaths. 773 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:45,523 Ten deep breaths. I got it, Cap. 774 00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:48,818 Foster, you're on duty. 775 00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,070 Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud. 776 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:56,909 You are awesome. 777 00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,677 You are incredible. You are a fantastic cop. 778 00:50:00,977 --> 00:50:02,123 Keep goin'. 779 00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:05,126 Uh, and then somebody said, I think it was O'Hagan, said, um... 780 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:10,506 - "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - Hmm. I think you get a star. 781 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:18,014 Mm. Foster? Wait. I don't know if this is gonna work. 782 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:21,517 - This steering wheel is jabbing my ass. - Oh, right. 783 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:37,408 Ow! Okay. 784 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:40,661 In New York City, a guy could pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage. 785 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,830 Yeah? 786 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:47,334 Oh. 787 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:50,004 - Foster? - Yeah? 788 00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:53,674 In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat. 789 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,304 Oh, fuck it! 790 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,313 Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you? 791 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,982 Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect? 792 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,235 Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun. 793 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,739 - I don't think so. - Come on, mix it up a bit. 794 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:18,741 Mm, no fuckin' way. 795 00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:23,120 Come on, Mac, you know you’re always sayin' how funny Foster smells. 796 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:26,225 Oh, look out for Thorny, master of psychology. 797 00:51:26,525 --> 00:51:27,875 Do I really smell? 798 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:31,670 All right, assholes, quit talkin' about me. 799 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,298 Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail. 800 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:37,043 We weren't talkin' about you, you big idiot. 801 00:51:37,343 --> 00:51:38,052 Bullshit. 802 00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:40,638 - Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it. 803 00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:43,099 But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover. 804 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:46,102 Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops? 805 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,947 Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop. 806 00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:50,397 You should know this. 807 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:53,400 - I am super. - Plus, we can't take our car... 808 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:56,617 until they replace the door you, for no reason whatsoever, ... 809 00:51:56,917 --> 00:51:57,613 removed last night. 810 00:51:57,697 --> 00:52:00,324 I told you it was those kids with the wrenches. 811 00:52:00,408 --> 00:52:03,285 Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off... 812 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,371 while you were sittin' in the damn thing. 813 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,456 I told you I was in a very deep sleep. 814 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:11,627 Yeah. You wanna tell that to O'Hagan? Maybe we can borrow his car today. 815 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,966 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 816 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,445 Shit! This rig sucks! 817 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,447 Aha! 818 00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:50,583 Uh, who knew it was a stick? 819 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:05,139 How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra... 820 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:09,310 and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners? 821 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:12,313 Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush. 822 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:17,193 - And, no, we're not doin' it. - Ah, hell. 823 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:19,751 Hey, I came up with a great name for our car. 824 00:53:20,051 --> 00:53:20,696 Oh, yeah? 825 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:25,034 Get this. You're Arcot Ramathorn-- Ram-- 826 00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:29,663 and I'm Rod Farva- Rod; car Ramrod. 827 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:32,082 Car Ramrod. You get it? 828 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:35,753 Yeah, I got it. 829 00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:38,339 - Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod." 830 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:40,925 - Say "Car Ramrod." - Vermont plates- Hold on. 831 00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:43,010 Vermont plates- Alpha... 832 00:53:43,094 --> 00:53:47,264 God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China. 833 00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,391 Check it. Roger, 23. 834 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,610 You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. 835 00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:52,686 Oh, I forgot. 836 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:53,281 Oh, yeah. 837 00:53:53,581 --> 00:53:56,357 Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'? 838 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:58,817 - What? No games. - Don't bullshit me. 839 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:02,905 Let's play one of those games I keep hearin' about. You know, Mac and Foster... 840 00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:05,908 did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most." 841 00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:10,579 You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times. 842 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:15,876 To the driver. 843 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,862 I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described-- 844 00:54:18,162 --> 00:54:19,296 Who can say "meow" the most? 845 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,299 You guys are real crazy. 846 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,385 Hey, look out for these guys! 847 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:29,014 Hell, I can say "meow." I can say "moo." 848 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:33,394 For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken-fucker. 849 00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:37,731 Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. 850 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:42,861 License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk! 851 00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:48,534 - Bruce? John O'Hagan. - John! 852 00:54:48,618 --> 00:54:52,413 I'm glad you called. Listen. I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup... 853 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:55,291 and he says that for twenty bananas he'll provide evidence... 854 00:54:55,375 --> 00:55:00,129 Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse. 855 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:03,299 Look, I'm done dickin' around. We got new evidence on your murder. 856 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:06,135 Who? Galikanokus? You know where he is? 857 00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:08,762 No, we don't know where he is, but-- 858 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,973 Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then. 859 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:14,476 Okay. This is my last offer. 860 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,478 Either you let us in on this investigation... 861 00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:18,731 or I'm gonna embarrass you personally. 862 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:20,774 Oh, how embarrassed? 863 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:23,152 Like, naked in a dream embarrassed? 864 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:25,138 No, no. Embarrassed like back in '77, 865 00:55:25,438 --> 00:55:27,990 when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed. 866 00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,995 She's not my cousin. 867 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:40,044 Welcome to Dimpus. Can I take your order? 868 00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:42,171 Give me a, uh, double bacon cheeseburger. 869 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:47,051 Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. 870 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,094 - Roger. - What the hell's that all about? 871 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,415 He gonna spit in it now? 872 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:53,599 No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good. 873 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:56,685 Don't spit in that cop's burger. 874 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,146 - Yeah. Thanks. - Roger. Hold the spit. 875 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,983 Give me a, uh, pie. Apple. 876 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,110 Do you want me to hold the spit? 877 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,196 Just kidding, Officer... Farva. 878 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,908 So, do you want to "Dimpisize" your meal for a quarter more? 879 00:56:10,992 --> 00:56:13,160 Want me to "punchisize" your face for free? 880 00:56:13,244 --> 00:56:17,414 Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing. 881 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,458 Oh, Christ. 882 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:21,877 You know what? I gotta go. Let's talk about this later, okay? 883 00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:24,588 Okay. bye. 884 00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:26,058 Now don't give me any lip. 885 00:56:26,358 --> 00:56:29,343 It’s just a quarter, and look how much more you get. 886 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:32,304 - I said no! - It’s just 25 cents. 887 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:35,682 - Hey, listen, guy. He doesn't want it. - I can handle this, Ramathorn. 888 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:38,811 - I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage? 889 00:56:40,271 --> 00:56:42,648 Gimme a, uh, liter of cola. 890 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,067 - A what? - A liter of cola! 891 00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:49,655 "Leederacola." Do we make leederacola? 892 00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,865 Will you just order a large, Farva? 893 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:55,285 I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola! 894 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:58,372 - I don't know what that is! - Liter is French... 895 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:02,251 for "give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips." 896 00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:04,837 All right, all right. Relax! 897 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:11,051 - That look like spit to you? - Yeah. 898 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,053 Ah, fuck it. 899 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:17,433 Mm. I feel like a real cop again. 900 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:21,061 Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'Cause you know it's not gonna last. 901 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:24,606 - Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy. 902 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,650 We're about to get shut down anyway. 903 00:57:26,734 --> 00:57:30,154 Oh, yeah? That's a lot of"Dimp." 904 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:33,407 - What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know. 905 00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:35,284 Bobbi doesn't want to leave, and... 906 00:57:35,368 --> 00:57:37,286 I don't want to leave her and Arlo, so-- 907 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:39,288 Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do. 908 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:42,458 Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right? 909 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,460 Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks? 910 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:47,254 And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers." 911 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:49,798 - I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. - Ah, good investment. 912 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:52,634 - But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me. 913 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:54,318 Oh, I could never catch you? 914 00:57:54,618 --> 00:57:57,931 If you did, I'd activate my Car's wings, and fly away. 915 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,767 I got a good feelin' about this. 916 00:58:02,228 --> 00:58:04,646 Damn it, you burger punk! 917 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,900 You son of a bitch! 918 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:12,696 Aah! 919 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,125 Yeah, Burger Boy! 920 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:31,882 All right, all right, all right. 921 00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:33,800 Cut it out, you guys. Knock it off. 922 00:58:35,136 --> 00:58:37,095 Clear out of here. All of you. 923 00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:44,311 I was hittin' his ass so hard with that hose. 924 00:58:45,813 --> 00:58:49,274 I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod. 925 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,152 Standard procedure. 926 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:56,156 - It's powdered sugar. - The lice hate the sugar. 927 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:59,034 - Listen, Rod-- - It's delicious. 928 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:02,079 Uh, good. Good. 929 00:59:02,163 --> 00:59:05,582 Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown? 930 00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:09,044 We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters. 931 00:59:09,128 --> 00:59:12,756 Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch. 932 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:16,510 - Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now. - Until this little incident. 933 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:19,555 Listen, Rod... 934 00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:24,560 This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open... 935 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:28,814 but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence. 936 00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,816 Now I've spoken to the governor myself. 937 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:34,236 She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen. 938 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,489 Now, I'm gonna have a bigger budget then, and I could really use... 939 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:41,618 a good local officer like yourself. 940 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:44,705 - Could I go now? - You could have your own car. 941 00:59:44,789 --> 00:59:49,418 Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together. 942 00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:51,878 Now, the thing is, Rod... 943 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:54,756 I really need to know about your side of the investigation. 944 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:59,469 O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and- 945 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,555 Can we make a deal? 946 01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:05,726 I'm all highway. 947 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:17,362 Let him loose. 948 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,867 Sorry about that, bro. 949 01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:36,214 Hey, Charlie's Angel. 950 01:00:46,851 --> 01:00:49,394 - What's up? - Guys. 951 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,647 Hey. 952 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:53,690 Well, we got about, uh, twenty desk lamps. 953 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:58,195 - Farva went schizoid. - That's good. 954 01:00:58,279 --> 01:01:01,406 - How did the undercover thing go? - Well, not so good. 955 01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:04,534 - Turns out, this guy can't drive a semi. - Yeah. 956 01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:06,912 You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing? 957 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:11,208 - Funny, but nothin' there. - Mm. Maybe you missed something. 958 01:01:11,292 --> 01:01:15,045 Mm, trust me, bro. There's nothing there. 959 01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:18,006 Maybe we should take another look. 960 01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:52,259 That's it, you're off the road. Never again. 961 01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:53,041 Sir, no. 962 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,544 - It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus. 963 01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:58,714 You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you. 964 01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:02,008 - Now you got your goddamn unions. - I'm not a pro-union guy. 965 01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:06,805 - And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it! 966 01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:10,142 Get some rubber gloves. From now on you're my cleaning lady. 967 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,520 Beat it! 968 01:02:13,604 --> 01:02:17,524 Well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo... 969 01:02:17,608 --> 01:02:21,319 "Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture. 970 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:25,282 You must remain true to the Taliban warlord." 971 01:02:25,366 --> 01:02:27,951 Cool beans. 972 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:37,169 So, um, Galikanokus is not the butler? 973 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:41,548 Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really. 974 01:02:41,632 --> 01:02:46,094 And so, Captain, you think there might be some connection with the smugglers? 975 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:49,431 Rabbit, get this meatball out of here. 976 01:02:49,515 --> 01:02:51,433 You got it, Captain Come on, meatball. 977 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:53,518 We should probably do that. 978 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:58,482 Back in the cage with your beautiful wife, huh? 979 01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:01,203 What did you find out at the weigh station? 980 01:03:01,503 --> 01:03:03,361 My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg. 981 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,784 I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee. 982 01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:10,911 - This thing with Farva screwed our pooch. - What? 983 01:03:10,995 --> 01:03:13,497 They can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian. 984 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:17,459 - We're all in the same boat. - But our shenanigans are cheek and fun. 985 01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:21,338 Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 986 01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:24,525 Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. 987 01:03:24,825 --> 01:03:26,092 Evil shenanigans. 988 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:29,888 I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans." 989 01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:33,183 Hey, Farva! 990 01:03:33,267 --> 01:03:36,770 What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls... 991 01:03:36,854 --> 01:03:40,106 - and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean shenanigans? 992 01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:42,651 - No! Oh! - You're talking about shenanigans, right? 993 01:03:42,735 --> 01:03:45,195 Put those away! 994 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:49,968 Hey, Rabbit. 995 01:03:50,268 --> 01:03:54,663 Yeah, I know. "You got beautiful, big brown lips." 996 01:03:54,747 --> 01:03:57,207 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 997 01:03:57,291 --> 01:03:59,960 Have your fun, boys. Have your fun. 998 01:04:00,044 --> 01:04:03,129 'Cause I'm gonna start looking for a new job. 999 01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,562 Hey! Urs! Ha! 1000 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:23,525 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late. 1001 01:04:23,609 --> 01:04:26,695 The mayor came down today. 1002 01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:32,534 Ah, biker! I'm an idiot. 1003 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:36,580 Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot. 1004 01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:40,083 - Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss. 1005 01:04:41,627 --> 01:04:43,879 So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls. 1006 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,923 Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships? 1007 01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:48,925 Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick. 1008 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,927 Well, I've been thinking about this. 1009 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,722 I think I might have an idea. 1010 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,934 The governor comes to town on Saturday for that big thing, right? 1011 01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:00,562 She's gonna make a big speech about drugs and law enforcement... 1012 01:05:00,646 --> 01:05:04,566 - and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down. 1013 01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:07,235 No! Not if you give her more. 1014 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,656 Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party. 1015 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,844 Make a big show of it. 1016 01:05:13,144 --> 01:05:15,952 With all that media there, she would love us for it. 1017 01:05:16,037 --> 01:05:19,623 - No way she'll shut you down. - That reefer's locked in the Winnebago... 1018 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:23,418 which is locked in your impound, which is guarded by assholes. 1019 01:05:26,297 --> 01:05:28,965 All right. Here's what I'll need. 1020 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,718 Five ski masks, a case of smoke bombs-- the good ones-- 1021 01:05:31,802 --> 01:05:35,055 - and banana peels, lots of banana-- - Foster? 1022 01:05:35,139 --> 01:05:39,225 - How about if I just help you get in? - You would do that for me? 1023 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:42,729 Yeah. What the hell. We'll work together. 1024 01:05:42,813 --> 01:05:45,315 Like Cagney and Lacey. 1025 01:05:45,399 --> 01:05:47,317 Yeah. Well, Cagney and Lacey were women. 1026 01:05:47,401 --> 01:05:50,028 - But-- - I could be Lacey. 1027 01:05:59,246 --> 01:06:01,414 Mac-o! 1028 01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:06,294 - So that's it, huh? - C.C.S. Rockman Bulletproofing is the tops! 1029 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,130 Same guys who make our flak-jackets. 1030 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,800 Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what... 1031 01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:14,219 before using his equipment in the field? 1032 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:18,640 - Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly. 1033 01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:20,725 How are you shootin' today, Thorn? 1034 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,481 - Dead on all morning. - How about that little fella? 1035 01:06:26,565 --> 01:06:29,401 Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy. 1036 01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:31,778 Good enough for me. You're my man, now. 1037 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,576 I don't get it. How are we going to get into the local impound? 1038 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:40,578 There are gonna be cops there. 1039 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,331 Wa-hoo! 1040 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:46,334 Most of the local cops will probably already be at the banquet. 1041 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,671 They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station. 1042 01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:55,010 - How are you feelin' there, Mac? - Good enough to fuck your mother! 1043 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:57,887 So, what we have to do is distract whoever they leave there. 1044 01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,057 Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume? 1045 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,351 Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out-- 1046 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,270 Wa-hoo-hoo! 1047 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:09,149 Damn, that's good! 1048 01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:12,318 So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound... 1049 01:07:12,403 --> 01:07:14,904 get the reefer, and get it to the governor before she leaves? 1050 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:16,948 - Nice and easy. - I like it. 1051 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,201 - You're up. - Me? 1052 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,203 - Now, don't get puke on it. - Does it hurt? 1053 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,372 You're gonna feel a little pinch. 1054 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,875 Lookin' good, Rabbit! Now don't move! 1055 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,419 - Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap! 1056 01:07:29,503 --> 01:07:33,131 - Hey, Captain. - Bulletproof cup, huh? 1057 01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:36,801 I invented this gag, Rabbit. 1058 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:40,096 - Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Who, whoa, whoa! 1059 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,646 And we also used blanks. 1060 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,857 You're a sick motherfucker, Mac. 1061 01:07:50,941 --> 01:07:52,070 Thanks, Chief. 1062 01:07:52,370 --> 01:07:56,321 All right, Thorny. Why'd you call me up here? 1063 01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:06,289 Good to know you’re still battin' for us with the budget committee Mayor. 1064 01:08:06,373 --> 01:08:09,167 Well, I don't want to mince words, John, but it doesn't look too good. 1065 01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:11,586 Maybe not to the untrained eye. 1066 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:15,965 But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight. 1067 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:20,804 Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now. 1068 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,515 - I think she's your only hope. - Hello. 1069 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:25,683 What is this thing again? Humane society? 1070 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:29,187 - Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine? 1071 01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:32,649 - Hello. - Uh, marijuana. 1072 01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:33,819 Then why are we here? 1073 01:08:34,119 --> 01:08:36,861 Oh, I think we're pretty well covered, Mr. Mayor. 1074 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,030 I think she's got a lot of decisions to make. 1075 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,241 - I don't envy her. - Oh, I do. 1076 01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:43,535 I'll be luck to have a figure like that when I'm her age. 1077 01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:47,163 Yeah. That's a good one. 1078 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,760 We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay. 1079 01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:52,877 Thanks You bet. 1080 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,713 - No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it. 1081 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:59,175 We got it. All right, that's like twenty calls. 1082 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,636 I'll tell you what. I'll go down there and check it out. 1083 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:05,140 - What about me? - Burton, somebody's got to stay here. 1084 01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:09,227 All right, fuck it. 1085 01:09:27,079 --> 01:09:29,664 Shit! 1086 01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:31,708 Maybe this is the key. 1087 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:35,545 I mean, no offense, bro, but... 1088 01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:37,547 When did you become a cop? 1089 01:09:37,631 --> 01:09:40,341 None taken, Ramathorn. None taken. 1090 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:43,595 - Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks. 1091 01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:47,724 A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'? 1092 01:09:47,808 --> 01:09:50,226 Oh, yeah! 1093 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:54,355 - Yeah! Yeah! - What does that look like to you? 1094 01:09:55,774 --> 01:09:59,277 Is the bear-- 1095 01:10:00,654 --> 01:10:04,365 - Is the guy-- - Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1096 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:06,618 Seems more of a game warden thing to me. 1097 01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,787 - Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh! 1098 01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:20,715 Oh, shit. Look who's here. 1099 01:10:20,799 --> 01:10:22,427 I thought you said he wasn't gonna make it. 1100 01:10:22,727 --> 01:10:23,134 I tried. 1101 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:26,221 - Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy? 1102 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,345 How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it? 1103 01:10:28,645 --> 01:10:29,098 Mm-hmm. 1104 01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:32,727 - Thought you said Bowl-a-rama. - Yeah, I tried to call you, but, um-- 1105 01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:35,230 Yeah, right! 1106 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:37,273 - Give me six schlitzes. - No schlitz. 1107 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:40,735 - Whatever's free. - Take it easy, Rod. 1108 01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:43,196 Open bar, dude! 1109 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,954 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 1110 01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:58,253 Hello down there. Are you okay? 1111 01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:03,841 Excuse me. 1112 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:08,263 - Bear- Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah! 1113 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:11,766 - Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah. 1114 01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:16,187 Okay. 1115 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,189 Let's do this. 1116 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:23,528 Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa! 1117 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:29,742 Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just wanted to let you know... 1118 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:32,203 that the governor's gonna have to leave early. 1119 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,956 For an emergency fund-raiser. So-- 1120 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,292 Aw, she's gonna speak in about five minutes. 1121 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,794 And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here. 1122 01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:42,547 - Well, thanks for the heads-up. - I'll go check on those guys. 1123 01:11:45,592 --> 01:11:49,470 Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch? 1124 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:52,974 Good one! I did not specify. 1125 01:11:53,058 --> 01:11:56,644 Never shit a shitter. Lady in blue, comin' through. 1126 01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,606 Ramathorn. 1127 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:03,901 What? I don't know. Two minutes? 1128 01:12:07,239 --> 01:12:10,742 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1129 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:18,333 ♪ Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket ♪ 1130 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,544 ♪ whoo, sixteen ounces in my back pocket ♪ 1131 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:25,131 ♪ Well, come on, baby, won't you take a little taste ♪ 1132 01:12:25,215 --> 01:12:27,133 ♪ 'Cause we're about to get on into outer space ♪ 1133 01:12:27,217 --> 01:12:29,802 ♪ I got a ticket to ride on that rocket ♪ 1134 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:46,903 You weren't kiddin'. That's a lot of hooch! 1135 01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:50,698 ♪ whoo-hoo Yeah, hoo-hoo ♪ 1136 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:04,837 Holy shit. What's Grady doin' up there? 1137 01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:08,966 ...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady... 1138 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:12,720 has made yet another astonishing breakthrough.. 1139 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:16,724 in our state's War on Drugs. 1140 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:20,812 That's fine police work. 1141 01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:23,523 Thank you very much. The real credit... 1142 01:13:23,607 --> 01:13:27,485 goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago. 1143 01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:31,656 And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago... 1144 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:36,869 as a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky- Lucy Garfield. 1145 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:40,019 Or, as we like to call her down at the station, 1146 01:13:40,319 --> 01:13:41,916 "The Louisville Smuggler." 1147 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,838 There will be no more running of marijuana.. 1148 01:13:46,922 --> 01:13:48,840 through Spurbury on my watch. 1149 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:51,342 You can count on that. 1150 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,937 Farva's number one! Farva's number one! 1151 01:14:03,021 --> 01:14:08,067 Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash! 1152 01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,986 - I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass... 1153 01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:11,821 - represented a-a bond of trust between us. - Foster-- 1154 01:14:11,905 --> 01:14:12,951 Foster, I had no idea-- 1155 01:14:13,251 --> 01:14:15,616 Did you pick me because you could manipulate me? 1156 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,911 No! How could you even say that? 1157 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:22,081 - Because you crapped on my heart! - I what on your heart? 1158 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:25,376 What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road? 1159 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:29,839 No, a-are you-- You're screwing him too. 1160 01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:32,049 - Asshole. - Aah! 1161 01:14:39,516 --> 01:14:44,812 Ursula- 1162 01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:47,440 - Oh, Mac. - What the fuck? 1163 01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:50,401 Fuckin' traitor! 1164 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:55,406 Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work? 1165 01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:05,625 Was there ever a moment when you suspected her? 1166 01:15:05,709 --> 01:15:07,960 - No, why would I? - Exactly. 1167 01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:10,880 Why use your head when you can be getting some cop-on-cop fucky-sucky? 1168 01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:13,299 Well, did you tell her anything? 1169 01:15:13,383 --> 01:15:15,301 Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about? 1170 01:15:15,385 --> 01:15:17,178 I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff? 1171 01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:19,472 Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her. 1172 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:20,983 Get it through your head, fish dick. She was in on it. 1173 01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:21,724 Fuck you, Mac! 1174 01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:24,810 All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything. 1175 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:28,356 Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better. 1176 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:32,485 Well, I guess they were gonna shut us down anyway. 1177 01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:36,197 But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you. 1178 01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:38,449 Come on now. Shake hands. 1179 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,451 - Sorry. - You should be. 1180 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,664 - Hey! - Sorry. - Sorry. 1181 01:15:44,748 --> 01:15:47,875 - Good, now. Who wants a shot? - I do. 1182 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,211 - I'll have one. - I said, who wants a shot? 1183 01:15:50,295 --> 01:15:50,555 I do! 1184 01:15:50,855 --> 01:15:53,297 Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap? 1185 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:56,008 - Not for you guys. - Oh, come on. 1186 01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:59,053 - We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac... 1187 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:01,055 I would have smothered you by now. 1188 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:04,642 Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man. 1189 01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,727 - You put in for a transfer yet? - Ugh! 1190 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:10,022 I applied for a guard job. At the post office. 1191 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:12,775 - Oh, man. - You'll finally get to shoot someone. 1192 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:21,826 - To the death of fun. - Here's to you guys. 1193 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,001 What's up, dirty dogs? 1194 01:16:31,044 --> 01:16:33,629 Guess that's it for the old locker. 1195 01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:36,173 She stinks like ass, but I'll sure miss her. 1196 01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:38,259 I guess you can say that about all my girls. 1197 01:16:38,343 --> 01:16:42,054 - What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too. 1198 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:46,183 - What are you? - I'm a cop. What are you? 1199 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:49,186 - A local cop? - Grady had an opening. Big deal. 1200 01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:52,106 Why are you wearing that uniform in my station? 1201 01:16:52,190 --> 01:16:54,400 Look who's talkin', Denim Dan! 1202 01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:58,195 You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss. 1203 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,406 Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo? 1204 01:17:00,490 --> 01:17:02,742 You ratted us out to Grady. 1205 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:06,829 I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that. 1206 01:17:06,913 --> 01:17:09,999 Hey, I got no hard feelings. Nothin' a few beers can't fix, right? 1207 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:12,585 Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod? 1208 01:17:14,212 --> 01:17:16,839 Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys. 1209 01:17:16,923 --> 01:17:19,258 Yeah. I'll be right back. 1210 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:20,340 What the fuck? 1211 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:24,555 We should have taken him out the back and shot him. 1212 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,183 - Aye, aye, Captain. - I gotta call Ursula. 1213 01:17:27,267 --> 01:17:29,727 Fellas, we got to get him back. He's gotta pay for this. 1214 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:32,229 Nobody wears that uniform in my station. 1215 01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:34,065 - Farva's goin' down! - Yes! Right! 1216 01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:35,608 - Grady's goin' down! - Yeah! 1217 01:17:35,692 --> 01:17:38,069 - All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah! 1218 01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:44,325 What? 1219 01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:01,926 Welcome to Dimpus Burger. May I take your order? 1220 01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:05,346 Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva. 1221 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:10,017 - Give me a liter of cola! - Uh, sorry, Officer Farva, I can't-- 1222 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,645 You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there! 1223 01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:15,481 - Hello? - Chase him! Chase him! 1224 01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:17,942 Let's pull someone over. 1225 01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:19,985 Whoo! 1226 01:18:26,326 --> 01:18:30,079 License and registration. 1227 01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:45,678 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 1228 01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:52,685 We are the Spurbury police! 1229 01:18:54,771 --> 01:18:57,148 Whoo! Hoo! Who-ho-ho-ho! 1230 01:19:04,489 --> 01:19:07,742 Whoo! 1231 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,161 I'm cool. I'm cool. 1232 01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:16,208 Grady! Get your ass out here! 1233 01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:23,591 - Grady! - I don't want to sound like a wienie... 1234 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,760 - but I think I should call Ursula. - No way! 1235 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,929 - You sound like a fuckin' wienie. - Gimme the radio. 1236 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,140 Grady? Bruce? 1237 01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:33,350 Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio. 1238 01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:36,687 - He's not home! - Hey, Chief-o! 1239 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,648 This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula. 1240 01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,651 - What're you doin'? - Ursula! I love you, Ursula. 1241 01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:45,613 - Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello? 1242 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,948 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, she's there? 1243 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,951 Ursula! Oh, I'm sorry. 1244 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:53,120 Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it. 1245 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:57,625 - I'm tryin' to apologize here. - Sir, this is not a civilian channel. 1246 01:19:57,709 --> 01:20:00,961 If you’d like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five. 1247 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,131 All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five. 1248 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:07,384 Look what I found! A two-by-four! 1249 01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:09,303 - You go, girl! - Foster! 1250 01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,263 - Help me out here, Rabbit. - Foster, is that you? 1251 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:14,183 - I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap. 1252 01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:18,020 - And, hit! - My ass in your face, Thorny. 1253 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:21,941 So-So, hey, what's goin' on? 1254 01:20:22,025 --> 01:20:24,443 Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing? 1255 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,737 Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster! 1256 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,989 - Hit! - Yea! 1257 01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:33,994 Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans? 1258 01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:39,124 - Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry. 1259 01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:42,628 - I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you. 1260 01:20:42,712 --> 01:20:47,550 - Listen, Foster-- - Ursula! I'm naked! 1261 01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:51,679 Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back? 1262 01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:55,724 - Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good. 1263 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,300 Yeah, let's get 'em good! Did you hear that, guys? 1264 01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,186 Yes, sir. 1265 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,522 Okay, I get off work at 10:30. 1266 01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:03,983 Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Rod, and don't be late. 1267 01:21:04,067 --> 01:21:07,194 - She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey. 1268 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,201 She's late. 1269 01:21:16,913 --> 01:21:18,831 So, Foster... 1270 01:21:18,915 --> 01:21:23,127 - is this your usual meeting spot? - No. 1271 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,923 - Fuckin' shit! - That was Galikanokus! 1272 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:30,885 Let's get him! 1273 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:39,894 Outta the car! Goddamn it! 1274 01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:42,563 Same shit, different day, huh, Rabbit? 1275 01:21:42,647 --> 01:21:45,608 Everybody outta the car! I said now! 1276 01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:48,903 You're all under arrest for stealing a Spurbury police vehicle. 1277 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:52,990 No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total and complete fuckhead! 1278 01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:56,327 Y-You don't want to do this, Rod We gotta go catch that truck. 1279 01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:59,997 Using what? Super citizen power? 1280 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,874 Galikanokus is on that truck! 1281 01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:04,668 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple... 1282 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:08,172 - and smells like rainbow sherbet. - Does it sound like that when I say it? 1283 01:22:08,256 --> 01:22:12,134 Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back! 1284 01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,511 Get him, Mac! 1285 01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:18,265 - I got a job now. - You're a local cop. 1286 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,768 - You're goddamn right I am! - You ratted us out! 1287 01:22:20,852 --> 01:22:24,980 No, Thorny. I barely had a job before. 1288 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,775 Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio. 1289 01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:31,737 Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it! 1290 01:22:31,821 --> 01:22:35,783 I got my own car, now. I get to bust criminals! 1291 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:38,327 It's what I gotta do! 1292 01:22:38,411 --> 01:22:42,456 - You screwed us over. - No, Thorny. 1293 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:46,502 Okay. Okay, I did! I did, I did. 1294 01:22:46,586 --> 01:22:48,253 - I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod. 1295 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:51,298 - Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on. 1296 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,009 Listen, listen. This is your big chance. 1297 01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:58,597 When we go up there, and we're wrong, no big deal. 1298 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:03,060 But if we’re right, you can be a hero. 1299 01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:06,397 Come on. Team Ramrod! 1300 01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:12,736 Will you look at that? 1301 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,990 - We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em! 1302 01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:20,494 - Oh. - Fuckin' Galikanokus! 1303 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:22,621 There's Canadian markings on that plane. 1304 01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:26,417 Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move. 1305 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:29,545 - Mac, I need you to take-- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you! 1306 01:23:29,629 --> 01:23:32,840 We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move. 1307 01:23:32,924 --> 01:23:35,426 - Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva. 1308 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,928 - Farva, you're leaning-- - Wait a minute! 1309 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:41,765 Oh! The locals! I hate those fuckin' guys! 1310 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:46,186 Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust! 1311 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:50,065 Shh! Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here! 1312 01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:53,777 Here we go again-- What the fuck? 1313 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:57,781 - Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy! - Shh! 1314 01:23:59,909 --> 01:24:01,994 Holy shit! 1315 01:24:02,078 --> 01:24:04,830 God! We should have known. 1316 01:24:04,914 --> 01:24:09,543 Sok wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians? 1317 01:24:09,627 --> 01:24:12,087 Assholes! - No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada 1318 01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:14,923 Canadian grass. Ah! 1319 01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:17,092 - Assholes. - No! 1320 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:20,345 The local mothers are running protection for 'em. 1321 01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:22,639 Oh, I guess I'm the asshole. 1322 01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:27,269 I'm sorry we didn't wait for you, but-- 1323 01:24:27,353 --> 01:24:29,354 Listen to me, Foster. I need to tell you something. 1324 01:24:31,024 --> 01:24:34,860 - What, are you guys drunk? - No! 1325 01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:36,862 - Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know. 1326 01:24:36,946 --> 01:24:40,021 I know what they're doing. I've known for awhile. 1327 01:24:40,321 --> 01:24:41,366 You know this? 1328 01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:43,535 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you in on it? 1329 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:47,998 No! They keep me on dispatch. I didn't know what to do when I found out about it. 1330 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,834 - I was afraid I'd lose my job. - Oh. 1331 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,920 You should have just told us. We would have arrested them. 1332 01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:55,964 - Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember-- 1333 01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:59,301 No offense, but the less you guys knew, the less you could screw up. 1334 01:24:59,385 --> 01:24:59,541 Oh. 1335 01:24:59,841 --> 01:25:02,805 I was trying to stop it without getting brought down. 1336 01:25:02,889 --> 01:25:04,264 Th-- That's why I helped you find the reefer, 1337 01:25:04,564 --> 01:25:06,058 that's why I helped you guys steal the Winnebago... 1338 01:25:06,142 --> 01:25:08,769 and that's why I brought you... here tonight. 1339 01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:11,855 You didn't do this because you like Foster? Shh! 1340 01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:14,191 No, I mean-- I do like Foster, but I-- 1341 01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:15,178 But you used him. 1342 01:25:15,478 --> 01:25:18,028 Yeah, I guess so. But I really like him now. 1343 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:20,155 Ah! 1344 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,700 - This is so good-- - This is kind of awkward. 1345 01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:29,456 I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time! 1346 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:32,751 But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves. 1347 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:35,504 You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend. 1348 01:25:35,588 --> 01:25:37,214 And you guys are drunk, and unarmed. 1349 01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,591 Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird. 1350 01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:43,554 I am drunk. 1351 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:53,313 - What do you got? - No guns. They got flares. 1352 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:55,440 And some string. 1353 01:26:01,614 --> 01:26:05,033 Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man. 1354 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:05,435 Ugh. 1355 01:26:05,735 --> 01:26:09,454 Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it. 1356 01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:11,456 - Oh! - Ooh. 1357 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:15,174 Chief! Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir. 1358 01:26:15,474 --> 01:26:16,128 Farva! 1359 01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:19,965 Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock 'n' roll! 1360 01:26:20,049 --> 01:26:23,886 What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down! 1361 01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,679 - Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca? - English! 1362 01:26:25,763 --> 01:26:28,307 - Chief! - Put a bullet in him, Grady. 1363 01:26:28,391 --> 01:26:31,101 What the fuck is this? 1364 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:34,897 - Grady? - Shit, what the fuck is this? 1365 01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:37,274 Shoot it! 1366 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,660 - That's my car. - Grady! 1367 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:51,163 - That's my girl! - Grady! 1368 01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:53,290 Smy, Burton, check that out. 1369 01:27:00,715 --> 01:27:04,009 - What are ya, drunk? - Drunk enough to kick your ass. 1370 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,846 Let's see what you've got, O'Hagan. 1371 01:27:10,266 --> 01:27:12,893 - ♪ Big bear♪ - ♪ He's iron tough ♪ 1372 01:27:12,977 --> 01:27:14,394 - ♪ Big Bear♪ - ♪ He looks like a rug ♪ 1373 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:17,231 - ♪ Big Bear♪ - ♪ He don't take no guff He's Big Bear♪ 1374 01:27:34,123 --> 01:27:36,041 Come on. Come on! 1375 01:27:46,427 --> 01:27:50,597 Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im! 1376 01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:56,353 - Way to go, Cap. - Give my regards to Bobby Baboon. 1377 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:02,985 ♪ Oh, Big Bear♪♪ 1378 01:28:03,069 --> 01:28:05,570 Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya? 1379 01:28:07,740 --> 01:28:09,700 - How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy. 1380 01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:12,077 - Hi. - Hey! 1381 01:28:13,162 --> 01:28:15,205 - Hi, John. - Hi, darlin'. 1382 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,958 Here we go. 1383 01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:20,294 "Dear John..." 1384 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,921 "Congratulations are due to you..." 1385 01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:26,925 "and your men for your brave, impressive..." 1386 01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:30,012 "but most of all unorthodox tactics..." 1387 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:32,139 "in thwarting the drug-smuggling ring..." 1388 01:28:32,223 --> 01:28:34,349 "and extreme police corruption." 1389 01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:37,352 - Ooh. She loves us. - All right. 1390 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:41,189 "I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you." 1391 01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:45,068 "The great State of Vermont could use more officers like your men." 1392 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:49,114 "As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation..." 1393 01:28:49,198 --> 01:28:51,033 "regarding your unit." 1394 01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:54,161 And we're gonna buy you a tank. 1395 01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:57,497 "Due to our tight fiscal situation..." 1396 01:28:57,582 --> 01:29:00,542 "we regret to inform you that we are still..." 1397 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:03,545 "going to have to close your station." 1398 01:29:05,381 --> 01:29:08,592 "Good luck in Sherburne, John." 1399 01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:11,261 "And give your men my best." 1400 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,264 "Sincerely..." 1401 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:16,683 Governor Fuckhead. 1402 01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:23,231 I did not see that coming. 1403 01:29:45,546 --> 01:29:48,924 I told you to bring the handcart. 1404 01:29:49,008 --> 01:29:52,719 - Sorry. - Tilt it. 1405 01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:56,056 Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter! 1406 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:58,558 I think I'm gonna drop a nut! 1407 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,228 - Shit. - Hope they like foam. 1408 01:30:01,312 --> 01:30:04,439 It's not so bad. Good exercise. 1409 01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:07,734 - Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink. 1410 01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:09,611 I'm into that! 1411 01:30:13,699 --> 01:30:16,368 Beer! 1412 01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:20,205 - Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky? 1413 01:30:20,289 --> 01:30:22,582 Uh, yeah! 1414 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,419 But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol? 1415 01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:27,838 Yeah, but our station got shut down, so-- 1416 01:30:27,922 --> 01:30:30,715 Oh, no shit, man! 1417 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:32,926 Yeah, shit. This your keg? 1418 01:30:33,010 --> 01:30:36,012 Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now. 1419 01:30:37,181 --> 01:30:41,268 Keg's here! 1420 01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:44,563 Oh, St. Anky! 1421 01:30:44,647 --> 01:30:46,773 - Oh, God. No! - No, no, no! 1422 01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:49,734 Hey, man. Hey, bro. It's cool, man. They got fired! 1423 01:30:50,945 --> 01:30:53,238 No shit? 1424 01:30:53,322 --> 01:30:56,366 No shit, man! 1425 01:30:56,451 --> 01:31:00,120 - All right, all right. Where's the keg go? - Put it in the rec room, man. 1426 01:31:02,748 --> 01:31:05,584 Make room, make room. What took you guys so long to get here? 1427 01:31:05,668 --> 01:31:07,627 What'd you do? Brew it yourself? 1428 01:31:07,712 --> 01:31:10,297 - You're cool, man. - I am cool. 1429 01:31:10,381 --> 01:31:14,468 Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um... 1430 01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:16,470 over there? 1431 01:31:18,681 --> 01:31:21,683 - Move it, move it, move it. - We want a drink! Come on. 1432 01:31:21,767 --> 01:31:24,352 Tap this thing! 1433 01:31:24,437 --> 01:31:27,647 Actually, you know what? I think it's better... 1434 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:30,484 Feng Shui if it’s, uh over there. 1435 01:31:30,568 --> 01:31:32,986 Definitely. Definitely better over there. 1436 01:31:40,077 --> 01:31:42,621 Oh, wait, wait. Guys Guys. You know what? 1437 01:31:42,705 --> 01:31:45,081 Man, it's probably better for the flow... 1438 01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,459 if you put it back over here. 1439 01:31:52,089 --> 01:31:54,633 And don't forget to tap that keg, guys. 1440 01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:58,803 Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this... 1441 01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:00,805 and I need to see some I.D. 1442 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:06,186 Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D. 1443 01:32:06,270 --> 01:32:10,607 But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21 ... 1444 01:32:10,691 --> 01:32:12,609 and he never told a lie. 1445 01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:17,822 Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie. 1446 01:32:17,907 --> 01:32:20,575 You guys drive a hard bargain, but-- 1447 01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:23,453 Actually, you know what? 1448 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:26,581 Why don't you guys split it? 1449 01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:29,876 That was good, man. 1450 01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:32,879 - Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah. 1451 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:36,049 'Cause here comes the fun part: Spurbury Police! 1452 01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:38,093 You're all under arrest! 1453 01:32:42,265 --> 01:32:44,683 - Come on back, now. - Oh, yeah. 1454 01:32:55,111 --> 01:32:57,320 All this for a noise complaint? 1455 01:32:58,489 --> 01:33:04,077 I love acid-- 1456 01:33:04,161 --> 01:33:06,746 Cops. 1457 01:33:08,165 --> 01:33:10,875 What the crap? How come nobody called me? 1458 01:33:12,712 --> 01:33:17,215 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble. 1459 01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:25,849 And if you really want to choke somebody, you gotta hit the Adam's apple. 1460 01:33:25,933 --> 01:33:28,018 Like this? 1461 01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:41,948 ♪ So call off the party quick ♪ 1462 01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:43,742 ♪ Find a replacement ♪ 1463 01:33:57,798 --> 01:34:00,508 ♪ Get your pink slip Quit your downtown ♪ 1464 01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:03,887 Loser! 1465 01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:23,031 Ping! Ping! 1466 01:34:23,115 --> 01:34:25,116 Ping! Ping! 1467 01:34:26,744 --> 01:34:29,245 Ping! 1468 01:34:29,330 --> 01:34:32,332 Farva! 1469 01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:36,419 ♪ Let's face it ♪ 1470 01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:44,386 ♪ Get your pink slip Get your pink slip ♪ 1471 01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:47,472 ♪ Quit your dayjob Quit your dayjob ♪ 1472 01:34:47,556 --> 01:34:50,016 ♪ Don't be a fuckin' slob ♪ 1473 01:35:32,017 --> 01:35:43,486 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1474 01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:53,496 ♪ Get your pink slip ♪ 1475 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:59,753 ♪ Quit your dayjob ♪ 1476 01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:02,422 - ♪ Quit your dayjob ♪ - ♪ Tell 'em all to fuck off♪ 1477 01:36:02,506 --> 01:36:07,010 - ♪ Tell 'em all to fuck off♪ - ♪ Tell 'em all to fuck off♪ 1478 01:36:07,094 --> 01:36:12,557 ♪ Tell 'em all to fuck off Tell 'em all to fuck off♪ 1479 01:36:50,763 --> 01:36:53,097 ♪ In the black and blue light ♪ 1480 01:36:53,182 --> 01:36:55,934 ♪ Now he's readin' your rights ♪ 1481 01:36:56,018 --> 01:36:58,895 ♪ He's a mean dog barkin' in the dust and the dark ♪ 1482 01:36:58,979 --> 01:37:01,523 ♪ In the middle of the night ♪ 1483 01:37:01,607 --> 01:37:04,317 ♪ Ain't no better you can do ♪ 1484 01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:07,695 ♪ After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude ♪ 1485 01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:17,997 ♪ A trooper with an attitude ♪ 1486 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:28,007 ♪ Said you're pumpin' that line You'll never beat it this time ♪ 1487 01:37:28,092 --> 01:37:30,885 ♪ And he laughs in your face So you feel the disgrace ♪ 1488 01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:33,680 ♪ Now you’re spreadin' 'em wide ♪ 1489 01:37:33,764 --> 01:37:36,516 ♪ Did you walk clean comin' through ♪ 1490 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:39,853 ♪ You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude ♪ 1491 01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:11,217 ♪ So he tried to make it clear♪ 1492 01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:14,137 ♪ You're wishin' you weren't here ♪ 1493 01:38:14,221 --> 01:38:18,933 ♪ You don't try to make a go It's all on video And they're sellin' the beer ♪ 1494 01:38:20,060 --> 01:38:22,478 ♪ The work's still comin' true ♪ 1495 01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:25,857 ♪ You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude ♪♪ 1496 01:38:48,380 --> 01:38:50,340 Get out of the car. 1497 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,652 That's right 1498 01:39:10,736 --> 01:39:13,029 I'm talkin' to you. 1499 01:39:58,951 --> 01:40:00,910 Aah!